certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

i-effed-it-all-up:

[opens book]

"(insert female here) was just a normal girl until a dark, mysterious, handsome boy entered her life"

[slamS BOOK SHUT, THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM, BURNS IT]

egberts:

*throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.